Don’t tell god how big your problems are, tell you problems how big your god is

Some people come into your life as a blessing, and others come into your life as lessons.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. Twain

My level of maturity changes depending on who I’m around.

People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.

Loving someone is giving a person the power to hurt you but trusting them not to.

“How can you think and hit at the same time?” ~Yogi Berra

Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”.

#20ThingsIDontLike – when people judge others without even getting to know them.

Sometimes you just gotta accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.

I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defuse expert.

Is this the place we used to love?

When you know what you want, and want it bad enough, you will find a way to reach it.

“Within tears, find hidden laughter Seek treasures amid ruins, sincere one. ” ~Rumi

11:11 doesn’t do anything. If you really want your wish to come true, work towards it.

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily.

one of the most difficult people to forgive can be yourself

“If a problem is fixable, there is no need to worry…If it’s not fixable, then there is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.” ~ Dalai Lama

Only Smart People Will Get This: 2+2= Fish, 3+3= Eight, 7+7= Triangle, 4+4 = Arrow, 8+8 = Butterfly.

Head up, stay strong. Fake a smile, move on.

The ‘signposts’ have fallen, unblazed trails lie before us. ~#CGJung

“What use are sacrifices if you do not overcome attachment and revulsion?” ~ Milarepa

To perceive is to suffer. ~Aristotle

Happy are they who take life day by day, complain very little, and are thankful for the little things in life.

“Be sure that what you want is right for you to have.” ~ Buddhist Proverb

Relationships are team work, not one against the other…

have you seen this year’s Jackson Hewitt commercials?!….lmao

I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird

Feeling lazier today than the guy that named Newfoundland.

Choose to visit or talk with two extra friends this week.

“If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. ~Lin Yutang

When you see who’s really there for you, it’s kind of a reality check.

You never know what a person is going through.

Good or bad just smile. Trust, we have a lot to be thankful for!

“Observe what is with undivided attention.” ~Bruce Lee

“When I argue with reality, I lose—but only % of the time. How do I know that the wind should blow? It’s blowing!” ~Byron Katie

If you want to be trusted, be honest.

As punishment for finishing second in the medal count, China is making its entire Olympic team return home.

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be a 9 year old Asian kid who is better.

“when i come back, i wanna come back as a muppet!”– i just can’t decide which one…lol

“It is inner abandonment that leads men to the highest truth.” ~Henry Suso

There are two rules for success: 1. Never telling everything you know.

Don’t worry about what others think. People are always negative, don’t let it bother you.

Things don’t happen for no reason, they happen to teach you something.

I surround myself with ambitious people with positive attitudes.

“I gained nothing at all from supreme enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called supreme enlightenment.” ~The Buddha

Life is a lot like Chess…because I suck at that too

From the archives>Life as a Battle: Sometimes You Need to Pick up a Sword or Die.Dr Jeff Howlin‏@DrJeffHowlin

I like sleeping, it’s like death without the commitment.

“Weeds choke the field. Passion poisons the nature of man.” ~ Buddha

Ireland welcomes its team home from London 2012

BBC News‎ – 1 hour ago

The team won five medals making it Ireland’s most successful Olympic performance for almost 60 years. There was a noisy reception for boxing …

“when we mix the truth with fiction, we take steps of contradiction”-Allister Begg

partial truths serve no good purpose…

when you come to me with a problem without a suggested solution, you are only adding to my problems…

“Come to me with solves..”- Kevin Costner

I’m not a has been, I’m a never was/ i started out with nothing, and i’ve still got most of it left.

if i’ve forgotten something, it may not have been important

coming soon-spanish quotes

“Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.” ~ Chinese Proverb

it’s better that people talk badly about you than not talk about you at all-polish proverb

I hate when you give someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.

“Zen teaches nothing; it merely enables us to wake up and become aware. It does not teach, it points.” ~D.T. Suzuki

Being single isn’t a time to look for love, use that time to work on yourself and grow as an individual.

Unless you know the whole situation and the facts…keep your mouth shut.

“Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.” ~Martin Luther King

Rock n’ roll is here to stay.

my words are useless without actions.

Isn’t it funny how 1 song can reduce you to tears? How 1 text can make your whole day? How 1 picture can bring back a thousand memories?

“Be sure that what you want is right for you to have and nothing will harm you, nothing will get in your way…” ~ unity

things no one says-I hope I have to fart a lot on this first date

“He whose conduct’s very bad, like oak-tree choked with ivy, so he does towards himself, what enemies would wish.” ~The Dhammapada

Back in the old days when phones were fat and people were thin.

thank you for all your kindness

We seek in ourselves the meaning of events, so that the way of what is to come becomes apparent and our life can flow again. ~#CGJung

Sequester time for yourself

You can’t trust someone who lies to you. But don’t lie to someone who trusts you.

“Better to see the face than to hear the name.” ~Zen Proverb

As you get older you realize that the “cool” parents were actually just bad parents.

it can be difficult to continue to choose our words wisely, but it is worth it. it is not a waste of time-Patrickm Zerofour‏@Patrickm0000

Be who you choose to be, not who others want to see

“Chop wood, carry water.” ~Zen Proverb

Erika Shaumbra‏@erizamora-i gotta be stronger than this.

Dr Jeff Howlin‏@DrJeffHowlin-Often the wisdom of the body clairifies the despair of the spirit. ~Marion Woodman

Photoshop = an important asset for under confident people

“If you become a little alert you will find love, light, laughter, everywhere!” ~ Osho

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney

Swag is for boys. Class is for men.

“Be mindful of intention. Intention is the seed that creates our future.”-proverb

almost regrets, but thankfully lessons learned.-revised

#HighSchoolProblems “Mom, don’t worry. Everyone failed.”

Successful people are not gifted, they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.

“Purity of personal life is the one indispensable condition for building up a sound education.” ~ Mohandas Gandhi

Back before WalMart opened, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman.

“More words count less. Hold fast to the center.” ~ Lao Tzu

“The study of Zen is like drilling wood to make fire: the wisest course is to forge ahead without stopping.” ~Hakuin

-this may be essential

BEST WAY TO DIE: Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it.

Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.

Just Sit There‏@justsitthere

 The most basic form of resistance is wanting life to be other than it is.

“thank you”

Having a bad Monday? Remember you are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome!

“I’ve never been happier than being a one woman type of guy”

I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?

“If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?” ~Zen Proverb

“Doubt is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.” ~Gautama Siddhartha

People might doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do.

A confident female does not show off her naked body, she show’s off her naked face.

A confident female does not show off her naked body, she show’s off her naked face.

When you know your worth, nobody can make you feel worthless.

“Peace is not just mere absence of violence. Peace is, the manifestation of human compassion.” ~Dalai Lama

The question is not the future of humanity. But the present of eternity. Jack Kornfield

why does she take off her wedding ring every time she sees me?

the truth is true wether i believe it or not

I can’t wait for tonight. A bunch of my friends are coming over to play on their phones.

I still think Barack Obama stole “Yes We Can” from Bob the Builder..

our Commander in Chief, is our Commander in Chief and ought to be given all the respect of his office.

“To know what you do no know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is disease.” ~Lao Tzu

Vodka is made from potatoes. Potatoes are vegetables, And vegetables are good for you. You’re welcome. 

I have nothing against drinking as an institution and no i would not to have a drink right now…

eat when your hungry and drink when you’re thirsty, sometimes it’s just that simple

i’ve traded in my education for an edgimication

“Losing is not an option.” Actually, it’s one of two options.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

“How long the road to the man, who travels the road with the fool.” ~The Dhammapada

“The ignorant man is an ox. He grows in size, not in wisdom.” ~ Buddha

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth.

Just because you get a second chance doesn’t mean you have the right to mess up & ask for a third.

“One idiot can ask more questions than ten wise men can answer. “~ Mongolian Proverb

“Experience this moment to its fullest.” ~Zen Proverb

The world is made up of kids who can’t wait to grow up..and adults who wish they hadn’t.

not everything that’s hot will burn you

The hardest prison to escape is in your mind

Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.

Sometimes the smallest things can make the biggest difference.

Being attractive is not an excuse for being a shitty person

I don’t need a suit. I’m already a weapon of mass seduction.

“what?, that’s not normal?”